Softmaker entire portofolio for 2005

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hgilbert
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Softmaker entire portofolio for 2005

Post by hgilbert »

Sorry but I don't think its fair me keeping the secret from the public.
But SoftMaker has been secretely writing a lot of competing products all to be launched at once around Spring 2005.

It will run on most platform and the widgets will still look pretty and shiny.

Now you've heard about the development of:

DataMaker
PresentationMaker


Well the list doesn't stop just there.

To compete with Photoshop they are creating

PhotoMaker


To compete with Illustrator/Corel Draw they are coding.

VectorMaker

(You can always get a simpler cut-down version of this product : LogoMaker)

Noone dares compete with Macromedia but they will:

expect FlashMaker and WebMaker
to be dashing applications for all platform.

As if that is not enough
Their most promising application
that should help thousands of married couple:

LoveMaker

(these guys are genius - its extremely hard to code things in Freudian C++)

Now I've offered my expertise and am contributing with my own application
Which they happily agreed to add to their arsenal:

TroubleMaker

All this and more are scheduled for 1/4/2005.

yours truly,

PissTaker :P
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Post by martin-k »

If you don't stop spilling the beans immediately, we'll bring out our ...

P E A C E M A K E R

:twisted:
:wink:
:D
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Post by J-Mac »

What?

No CoffeeMaker?!?! :lol:
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Post by hgilbert »

No sorry

They've launched HeartBreaker instead :-({|=
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